I have found inner Peace.

I am passing this on to you because it
definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice I heard on the Dr.
Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to
achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and
have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the
things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this
morning, I finished off the light end of a case of Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat, the remains of bottle of Rum, a 1/4 package of Oreos,
the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates with a small jar of peanut butter. You
have no idea how freakin' good I feel right now.

All is Well.